missmirandaaraee:

"dark lipstick makes you look intimidating"

good. stay the hell away from me.

(via atardisfulloffandoms)

lightandlark:

ameliadoesaninternet:

veruca-assault:

ms-kawesome:

The next time a man starts yelling at you, cut him off and tell him you just can’t talk to him when he’s being so emotional.

I have done this and can confirm that is a LOT of fun to watch them implode afterward.

Bonus points: Tell them you think it’s cute when they get so angry. 

Extra credit: Tell them to “calm down.”

(via whasupbuttercup)

problackgirl:

contestant on singing talent show: i quit my job for this, dropped out of school, I left it all… just for this moment

me: nobody asked you to do that though

(via srslybrie)

atrapforfools:

next time you hear a white person say “well if black people can say the n-word why can’t i???” you should ask them “why do you want to?” and listen as they try not to say “black people have something of their own that I am not entitled to and that hurts my feelings and makes me feel inferior”

(via srslybrie)

dirtyfebruary:

gurry:

Aren’t we all internet explorers?

i’m more of an internet conquistador 

(via peenypie)

holmesfan:

tin-pan-ali:

area 51 is just the american wizarding school

aliens is a perfect cover story

hOLY SHIT

(via janeyherondale)

tricksterstilinski:

friendly reminder that if we get hoechlin this award there is a one hundred percent guarantee that he will blush and be really adorable and sweet

(Source: skeletonhale, via justteenwolf)

Does anyone know any good tmi or tid fanfics?? It’s one of those days!

I hope
you never
regret me.

5:00 p.m. (Please don’t ever think of me as a mistake)

(Source: angryasianfeminist, via aarontaman)

wingzeldacustom:

“so expensive..” i say but it’s actually not expensive i’m just broke

(via shutupcristal)